Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Lions and Tigers and Bears, well really just Lions

Meet Simba.

Simba was purchased for Cheese (my 6 year old) while shopping in Las Vegas. Simba was purchased not only as a reward for good behavior but also as a bribe for future behavior. Cheese loved her little Simba and carried him EVERYWHERE.

On the Vegas Strip


To Dinner


To the Bathroom...

Well things didn't quite workout in the bathroom. This is Simba soaked with toilet water after Cheese tried to balance him on mom's leg without her knowledge, just as I got up from the toilet. It was a miracle he made it because if it wasn't for mom reaching into the bowels of Vegas, he would have been sucked up by the industrial strength stainless steel toilet outside of Serendipity III. And would now be living where the swamp monsters run free and the ghosts of the Rat Pack drink dry martinis and sing in perfect harmony. Cheese wasn't so appreciative.

Because this is Cheese having her photo taken in the bathroom stall, immediately after "the incident", by her mother (pants down around ankles), thus securing her a future seat on a comfy couch with her therapist when she gets older.


Good times...

6 comments:

GregoryJ said...

What a good mother. The things you do for your child. I'm sure she appreciates it.

(I said that with a straight face)

Daffy said...

Don't worry little cub, I'd be crying big old tears if my momma threw my favorite stuffie in the crapper too!

Life Laugh Latte said...

Oh...that face says it all. You dove into the toilet...you win mom of the year and it is only January! Holly

Queenie Jeannie said...

Ohmygosh!! Is it terribly wrong that I'm laughing so hard???

Your poor Cheese! Hopefully Simba gets washed soon and doesn't fall apart in the process.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

Oh, tragic. Very noble of you. ;)

Love the pictures!

ShellyInOz said...

I hope that Simba comes back to his former fluffy self.