Some Things I Know for Sure...
I know that...
I will spent every morning over the next 10 years brushing someone else' hair and someone will cry. And I know I will say out loud each morning, "this would not hurt near as much if you took the time to brush your OWN HAIR".
I will recommend someone going to dreads at least 50 times within those next 10 years, against my better judgement.
I will have to flush someone else's pee at least once each day for the rest of my life.
I will be scraping dried cereal out of the bottom of the sink until my children leave for college.
I will always look in the mirror first thing in the morning, suck in my gut and smile. And then I will let it go and roll my eyes.
I will always dream in color.
I will never learn how to fold bottom sheets correctly.
I will always leave out or substitute one ingredient when following a recipe.
I will never go to bed without washing my face first.
I will always stop in the shoe section when walking through a department store, any department store.
I will always sing out loud in the car and the shower.
And finally, I know that while I may not be really great at any one thing. I am marginal at a lot of things.