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Out of the mouths of babes...
Highlight on Cheese...
At the kitchen table at breakfast, out of COMPLETE nowhere,
"Mom, if you get fat I will still love you."
Me: Well let's hope honey you never have to make that choice. As I am eating oreo cookie ice cream out of the container.
Still at the table, "Also if I ever get a step mom, I will love you more because you will be my real mom."
Whuck?
And later in the car after school, she was looking outside at the clouds. Admittedly, they were fluffy and perfect for any little person's imagination.
Me: "What do you see Cheese?"
"I see a dinosaur jumping from cloud to cloud, a bunny in a tutu and a turtle waving at me."
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